Environmental degradation and poverty are keeping us awake and hookers are the cure. Herb Caen is a dick and the Swedish Fuck Team is going to save us all.
Palacio de los Deportes
In this episode Craig goes to Mexico to see Radiohead with his daughter, Bernie sits behind Bill Walton and Jonathan burps too loud.
Our Shadow is Orange
Who was the biggest loss, Muhammad Ali, Prince or David Bowie? What is Trump hiding behind the curtain (it’s Status Transaction)? And why the American fascination with guns? Answers to these questions and more.
The Review Show
Dave Eggers new book is good although the movie sucks. Craig likes the band Wilco and The String Cheese Incident puts Bernie to sleep. Me too…
High Speed Circumcision
Why is there no High Speed train in the US? Why does Craig think he looks so old? Why did Turkish kids want to look down Bernie’s pants? I don’t know.
Money
Politics and money, bugs that can walk upside-down and fighting over who has the most black friends. I’ll take my Roquefort on the side.
Desert Rats
Craig is a desert rat. He hunts choya cactus in the desolate lonely wild wasteland of the American deserts. He’s an outlaw, he’s a rebel and Pete Rose looks like Elton John.
Swedish Puder Blankets
Distillery hopping with dad, laundry mats with bars and Menlo Park beatniks. What are three subjects that will never be on Jeopardy.
Rattle Snakes and Critical Mass
This week we cover subjects like assholes that kill rattle snakes, NASA, Viagra and the pussification of America. Oh well, time to stream a little Pharrell Williams and trim my eyebrows.
Trump the Hypnotist
On our very first podcast Craig goes on a rant to prove that Donald Trump is a soulless orangutan.