Why is there no High Speed train in the US? Why does Craig think he looks so old? Why did Turkish kids want to look down Bernie’s pants? I don’t know.
Politics and money, bugs that can walk upside-down and fighting over who has the most black friends. I’ll take my Roquefort on the side.
Craig is a desert rat. He hunts choya cactus in the desolate lonely wild wasteland of the American deserts. He’s an outlaw, he’s a rebel and Pete Rose looks like Elton John.
Distillery hopping with dad, laundry mats with bars and Menlo Park beatniks. What are three subjects that will never be on Jeopardy.
This week we cover subjects like assholes that kill rattle snakes, NASA, Viagra and the pussification of America. Oh well, time to stream a little Pharrell Williams and trim my eyebrows.
On our very first podcast Craig goes on a rant to prove that Donald Trump is a soulless orangutan.